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My friend, John, was hungry for some freshly made ice cream.  So, he decided to go the Crematory Fort Worth Tx, not realizing what it really was.  He asked what flavors they had and they told him vanilla and chocolate.  John tells them he wants cookies and cream and the guys said oh we can do that, we’ll just mix Jill with Jack.  So, the directors get out the canisters and mixed the ashes together when John says No!  I don’t want ashes I want ice cream.  The directors said, sorry sir you are in the wrong place, this is a funeral home, not an ice cream parlor.